For those of you who aren’t bloggers, I will let you in on a little secret. There is a place on ones blog stats where it tells you what searches were done to get to your blog. Every once and a while something weird will appear there, but usually they are pretty tame. Actually a lot of stuff about Dr. Oz, fiber and poop (3 of my favorite subjects).
Today however, there are some freaky people stumbling upon my blog. If you are one of said “freaky people,” I apologize if the term offends, but honestly…you may need professional help.
- Antique mommy nipples: This is not something I have ever discussed here, nor am I really sure what you are talking about. Are yours old or is this something you would find in an antique store? Actually, either way, I don’t really want to know.
- Making love in a diaper: Again, I can’t really claim any expertise on this topic, but I am pretty sure it would be difficult, not to mention a tad on the weird side.
- Crazy alpaca: Man I hope you found some info on that. All I can tell you is to keep your hands away from their backside as they may bite you.
- And finally, Smart Ass: I am not sure why this led you to my site, but I do know a fair amount about that topic. And it gives me great joy that a search on those words led you here. Enjoy!