Whenever I have a random post about nothing, I feel inspired to give you a picture of Hello Kitty cause she is so darn cute. I find it odd and a bit pathetic how sore my right bicep is today from a rousing day of playing the Nintendo Wii. My brother got one for Christmas and brought it on his visit this past weekend. It is insanely addicting. So addicting I think we should give it to world leaders from rogue countries and they will be so distracted by trying to beat their previous bowling score they won’t have time to explore nuclear technology. I think the next president should seriously think about adding that to their foreign policy plans. This post could come back to haunt me someday when I try and run for president much like Obama’s kindergarten papers, but I will have to just take that risk.
Lily is a tennis prodigy. Or at least the Wii would lead me to believe this is the case. Then again, I bowled a 199 on the Wii. In real life, I once got beat by a friend of mine who was severely mentally retarded. I am not saying that disrespectfully, he really was. So maybe the Wii is not to be trusted. Just in case though I am going to track down the name of Venus and Serena’s coach in case Lily can go pro in the next few years. That would seriously cut down on the private school tuition.
On another note, maybe I should have thought twice about posting about porn. I have gotten some really weird search engine hits involving sex, porn and diapers. I am pretty sure this is one of those times where ignorance is bliss. Still, in all seriousness, I have gotten some really great feedback about that post both in the comments and offline, so I am glad this topic is being brought to light. SAHMmy Says also posted on the topic today and as usual she doesn’t hold back. Head over there for more wisdom.
Finally, I have become a woman obsessed. After 20 years of unenthusiastically doing my job at the voting booth, I actually care about a candidate. And I have discovered I am a populist. Who knew? Anyway, here in Michigan we vote tomorrow. If you live in this state, please vote. Unless you are voting for someone other than Huckabee. Then please keep your sweet buns at home. It is so cold and snowy out, you would be so much better off warm and toasty inside. Except you Huckabee people, get yourself out in the cold and do your civic duty. And actually, if you are a democrat in Michigan, your vote doesn’t really count for some reason I don’t fully understand. So you should really vote Huckabee. Even Micheal Stipelikes him. I’m not sure why that matters, but maybe you crazy liberals think it does. Oh, I say that with love. Cause I wouldn’t want to upset you right before you vote. Pretty please… (South Carolinians, you should be doin’ your thing soon too).
Alright, I think I am done with politics for a long while. Hopefully after tomorrow Michigan will be to, cause I can only take so many pre-recorded phone calls interrupting my blogging. And American Idol starts this week so I will have no time for boring Republican debates. But thankfully I will have plenty of time for pointing and laughing at the sad souls whose mommies think they have singing talent. I can hardly stand the wait.